Cubicle Savage: Musings

Cubicle Savage: Musings

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Trashcan Juice
Nobody seems to care how you got your money. They just care that you have some and that your life looks great online.
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Salton Sea Podcast ROUND 100
Ugh. So now you have this garbage Salton Sea rant to listen to. HOW DO YOU SAY PROUSTIAN memory? PROO-STEE-AN.
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11:33
My Dive Bar Has Closed Forever
Everyone has one and the one I once frequented to end my evenings has closed their doors. I'm not sad because I know there's another just around the…
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Featherweight Tilt
Imagine you have syncope. Now imagine you work in a very dizzying toy factory. Add on that you have a deep obsession with the smell of it all.
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The Time I Sold Ethernet Cables
Explicit & F-bomb heavy due to a small shot of throwaway vodka. I ramble about the time I needed money and hopped down the street and sold ethernet…
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17:38
A Writer's Life in AI
Juggling the very real task of propelling both X and Substack into growing machines organically is... not working.
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Cubicle Savage: The Official Podcast
If I add "official" it feels like I'm a professional.
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1:32
How to be a better writer, faster, with or without Substack
Let's be honest: the Substack propaganda is awful here.
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Young People Stopped Drinking & F*&%ing
At the end of this article, I will have placed blame on someone.
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142 Sure Fire Ways to Get SubStack Burnout
First Rule of SubStack: Always Talk About Writing on SubStack!
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Cubicle Savage: Essays
This is an excerpt from one of the Cubicle Savage: Essays manuscript I am currently working on. Eeps!
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Spoiler: This scene creates a lasting friendship.
Hello!
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