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Trashcan Juice
Nobody seems to care how you got your money. They just care that you have some and that your life looks great online.
May 22
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Emma K. Wallace
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11:33
Salton Sea Podcast ROUND 100
Ugh. So now you have this garbage Salton Sea rant to listen to. HOW DO YOU SAY PROUSTIAN memory? PROO-STEE-AN.
May 21
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Emma K. Wallace
My Dive Bar Has Closed Forever
Everyone has one and the one I once frequented to end my evenings has closed their doors. I'm not sad because I know there's another just around the…
May 20
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Emma K. Wallace
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Featherweight Tilt
Imagine you have syncope. Now imagine you work in a very dizzying toy factory. Add on that you have a deep obsession with the smell of it all.
May 19
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Emma K. Wallace
17:38
The Time I Sold Ethernet Cables
Explicit & F-bomb heavy due to a small shot of throwaway vodka. I ramble about the time I needed money and hopped down the street and sold ethernet…
May 14
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Emma K. Wallace
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A Writer's Life in AI
Juggling the very real task of propelling both X and Substack into growing machines organically is... not working.
May 12
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Emma K. Wallace
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Cubicle Savage: The Official Podcast
If I add "official" it feels like I'm a professional.
May 11
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Emma K. Wallace
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How to be a better writer, faster, with or without Substack
Let's be honest: the Substack propaganda is awful here.
May 8
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Emma K. Wallace
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Young People Stopped Drinking & F*&%ing
At the end of this article, I will have placed blame on someone.
May 8
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Emma K. Wallace
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142 Sure Fire Ways to Get SubStack Burnout
First Rule of SubStack: Always Talk About Writing on SubStack!
May 8
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Emma K. Wallace
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Cubicle Savage: Essays
This is an excerpt from one of the Cubicle Savage: Essays manuscript I am currently working on. Eeps!
May 7
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Emma K. Wallace
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Spoiler: This scene creates a lasting friendship.
Hello!
May 7
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Emma K. Wallace
The AI God Complex
We know it’s here. LFG.
May 5
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Emma K. Wallace
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The Rise of the Toupees: A Devastating New Hatfish
The hatfish is: happiness. This is the first of many joys.
May 4
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Cubicle Savage: Musings
These are musings from Emma K. Wallace, writer of fiction. Read her upcoming novels Terrible Hiding Places: A Novel and Cubicle Savage: Essays. Subscribe for FREE and enjoy stories on your morning commute. THANK YOU, FRIEND.
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