Cubicle Savage: Musings | Emma K. Wallace | Substack

Nobody seems to care how you got your money. They just care that you have some and that your life looks great online.

May 22 •

Emma K. Wallace

11:33

Salton Sea Podcast ROUND 100

Ugh. So now you have this garbage Salton Sea rant to listen to. HOW DO YOU SAY PROUSTIAN memory? PROO-STEE-AN.

May 21 •

Emma K. Wallace

My Dive Bar Has Closed Forever

Everyone has one and the one I once frequented to end my evenings has closed their doors. I'm not sad because I know there's another just around the…

May 20 •

Emma K. Wallace

Featherweight Tilt

Imagine you have syncope. Now imagine you work in a very dizzying toy factory. Add on that you have a deep obsession with the smell of it all.

May 19 •

Emma K. Wallace

17:38

The Time I Sold Ethernet Cables

Explicit & F-bomb heavy due to a small shot of throwaway vodka. I ramble about the time I needed money and hopped down the street and sold ethernet…

May 14 •

Emma K. Wallace

Cubicle Savage: Musings

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